"So, this girl I know. No, you don't know her. Anyway, she chased after this guy on the street after he dropped his wallet. The guy seemed really nice, she said. He gave her five bucks. If you knew her, you'd know she tried refusing it. They took off in separate directions after that. Anyway, it turns out that her stalker got on the news later for getting massively ganked for all of his money at gunpoint by a bunch of dudes. Talk about Kharma, right? Wait, so she sees the guy's picture, right, and it was the fucking guy whose wallet she saved. Fucked up right?"
