recipe for suck cessation

- prepare all night

    - obtain
        - philips brand discman
        - small philipps screw driver
        - soldering iron
        - a small amount of coiled solder
        - 15v operational amplifier component (opamp)
        - appropriate resistor as found in prelab
        - a camera battery
        - two 25mm sections of insulated thin-gauge wire
        - a small amount of solder wick

    - perform
        - disassembly of discman
        - desoldering of connections to lineout
        - soldering of 25mm wires to lineout connections
        - soldering of camera battery and connections to opamp to 25mm wires and resistor in series combination found in prelab
        - reassemblage of discman

    - utilize acquisitions and performance by:
        - attending a large shopping mall
        - inserting into discman my bloody valentine's "isn't anything" on compact disc

- enjoy:
    - glancing at the shoppers while skipping to the beginning of track one, "soft as snow but warm inside," once every several seconds as one judges appropriate